Random posters as office backdrop to sex scenes range from Hal Ashby's "Being There" to a vintage one-sheet for the Rick Cassidy vehicle "The California Connection". I especially enjoyed listening (for the umpteenth time) to porn covers of Sade's "Smooth Operator" and the Harold Faltermeyer "Beverly Hills Cop" background music, both very fresh back in 1984/85 when this stinker was produced. Most of the feature is dominated by its lively library music soundtrack, to which the generic sex footage is superimposed. Certainly fans of Gail, Heather and Christy will be pleased to see their favorites in action, but each has scores of far better performances to watch. Charting the edits would be easy, but watching the result is tiresome in the extreme - a forerunner of the meretricious Christopher Nolan syndrome of modern times. Forget about real-time (or story chronology), a sex scene here (such as boss Peter North humping receptionist Christy Canyon) will pop up as continuation an hour later in the video, almost randomly. Height of crappiness and insincerity occurs when Seven as director of film within a film keeps calling Lynn "Amber" instead of using the character's name Barbara - he's directing this piece of crap so he should know what he named her! The structural mess is embodied by endless cross-cutting, credited to untalented editors Loretta Sterling (executive producer of this farrago and male to boot) and Dave Quick, between sex scenes. It's there largely to advertise Seven's endless line of S&M videos, many of which improbably remain in print via pointless DVD reissues. The desultory bondage/orgy scene is awful, merely an excuse for lots of humping, cast dressed in bondage gear, and some BDSM lite in the form of whipping. When the women finally get work, it is a dubious bondage video helmed by Bruce Seven himself, wearing a Superman t-shirt and reciting his expository lines as if the director (himself) were pointing a gun to his head. For the fans, Christy Canyon plays a receptionist who throws in an extra, lesbian style, casting audition of Heather Wayne replete with a dildo. Basically, the girls visit agents' offices in search of representation and work assignments, and are treated to casting couch action. With no script credit (many scenes are poorly improvised with the cast struggling to think of something to say), there is merely a succession of sex scenes with the most rudimentary of buildups. I cannot recall either a mainstream (those dreaded "indies") or porn effusion slapped together in such cavalier fashion, apart from compilations or loop carriers. I was appalled at the very sloppy construction of the video, which is more an assemblage of footage than a completed project. The time-honored theme dates back to exploitation roadshow movies of the 1930s, but Seven adds nothing to the lore except jokes you have to wait for until the end credits (i.e., naming the unscrupulous and horny talent agents of his cast Jim South and William Morris). Marketed on DVD under Christy Canyon's name by ABA in one of its 3-fer collections, video actually stars Heather Wayne, Amber Lynn and Gail Force as newcomers to L.A. As often is the case, a fine cast is wasted, and likely high ratings and enthusiasm are generated by fans of the players, a biased sample if ever there was one. Prolific but untalented Bruce Seven spent no effort on the project and it shows. The V-neck top gets a boost of historically accurate detailing with the accordion-pleated skirt.Alas, IMDb voters tend to give this clunky XXX video a perfect 10 rating, but not only is it far from perfection but a downright travesty. The sleeveless white dress has a back zipper and is styled to look just like Monroe’s now-iconic photos. Give her the gift of all-out glam and she’ll probably thank you when she wins her first award, even before the music comes in and cuts her off! Fun Details Item specifics Condition: New with tags: A brand-new, unused, and unworn item (including handmade. We think she’ll be head over heels for this Hollywood Star Dress, which will make her instantly recognizable by fans and revered by peers in the industry! It's just like Marilyn's iconic white dress, but in pint-sized form. Glamorous Hollywood Movie Star Girl Child Costume eBay. If so, she’d better look the part, because “classic Hollywood” glamour can be hard to pull off. Sounds like she’s bound to be a sensation. No way! Your girl wants to be in the “pictures”-a silver screen starlet from a bygone era! But not newfangled Hollywood, with its reality stars and social media personas. Classic films? Yes, please! Classic looks? Even better! It's no surprise, then, that you're little classics-loving glam-gal is head for a career in Hollywood. Your gal's middle name may as well be "glam!" If it's fancy, she's into it if it's celebratory, she's there! If there is something that calls for elegance, and an air of good taste, your girl is all over it.
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